Bloodsuckers reissue!

My 2014 novel BLOODSUCKERS: A VAMPIRE RUNS FOR PRESIDENT has been out of print for a few years because Eric Flint’s Ring of Fire Press closed down after his death. It has now been reissued with a new cover from Fantastic Books. Here’s the press release they sent out for it:

It’s been a horrific election season. Supporters on both sides are quite certain the other candidate can’t be human. Maybe we’d be better off voting for an actual monster!

Should being outed as a real vampire disqualify one from running for the presidency of the United States?Michael A. Ventrella’s hilarious BLOODSUCKERS answers that question.

Disgraced journalist Steven Edwards considers the “Batties”—the loonies who believe that vampires are real and Norman Mark is one—just another crazy tin-foil-hat extremist group. Then someone shoots at Mark, changes into a bat, and flies away before Steve’s eyes, leaving him as the prime suspect. With the help of the Batties, Steve goes underground. The only way he can establish his innocence is by proving vampires exist—not an easy task while on the run from both the FBI and the bloodsuckers.

Fantastic Books is releasing a new edition of BLOODSUCKERS right now, timed to coincide with “the most consequential presidential election in American history.” But aren’t they all? We’ve been tuned in to news of this election non-stop for years; it’s time to take a break. Read BLOODSUCKERS, and put it all into perspective.

Pocono Liars Writers Workshop

Over a dozen years ago, I founded the Pocono Liars Club with permission from Jonathan Maberry and the Philadelphia Liars Club. We’ve since hosted free conferences and workshops. This years’ workshop is coming up soon. If you are interested in attending, you can reserve a spot here!


My Capclave 2025 Schedule

I’ll be at Capclave near Washington DC the weekend of September 27. This is a reader-oriented convention for speculative fiction whose motto is “Where Reading is not Extinct!” The Guest of Honor this year is Matt Dinniman.

Here’s my schedule:

This One Time… (Friday 8 pm): It may not have been at band camp, but we are involved in stories our whole life. From a young age to the current day, something is almost always happening. Panelists tell brief funny stories from their life, career, and friends. With Morgan Hazelwood, Ian Randal Strock, and Jean Marie Ward.

Hold My Beer (Friday 10 pm): Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any stranger, this happened. A discussion of the current world. No topic off the table. Trigger Warning. With Danian Jerry, Jennifer R. Povey, Sheree Renée Thomas, and Jean Marie Ward.

Reading (Saturday 1 pm): I’ll be reading one of my stories! Out loud, so people can hear it.

Tribute to the Further Adventures of Grignr the Barbarian (Saturday 10 pm): Panelists and the audience read from “The Further Adventures of Grignr the Barbarian” without breaking up. Or not. Join the fun! With Sarah Avery, Morgan Hazelwood, Ian Randal Strock, Mary G. Thompson, and Jean Marie Ward.

So You Want to Be an Editor (Sunday 11 am): Well, it can be a lot of fun, but it isn’t for the fainthearted. You have to bring big vision, big heart, discipline, and helluva a lot of patience and time. Come with your questions and ideas for future projects (is there an anthology you’ve always wanted to read? A chapbook or chapbook series you’ve long wanted to create? A magazine or indie zine you’d love to edit with kindred spirits and friends?) If you can imagine you, you can create it. Let’s go! With Scott H. Andrews, Kel Coleman, Joshua Palmatier, and Sheree Renée Thomas.

Public Versus Private Faces (Sunday 12 noon): Time to put on the game face. That statement signals that a person needs to take on a public persona contrary to their private lives. How does one manage the difference? What do you do when you don’t want to be in public but the moment requires it? With Inge Heyer, Barbara Krasnoff, and L. Marie Wood

The actual Sequel to the Eye of Argon!

A while ago, I edited an anthology called “The Eye of Argon and the Further Adventures of Grignr the Barbarian” (details here) I just learned that an actual sequel was written by the original author! You can even buy it here!

My NASFIC 2024 Schedule

I’ll be at the NASFIC convention this weekend (June 18-21) in Buffalo, along with some great guests (including Alan Dean Foster, Phil and Kaja Foglio, David Gerrold). When I’m not on panels or doing a reading or signing, you’ll probably find me at the Fantastic Books table in the dealer’s room.

Have a look!

Here’s my schedule:

Opening Ceremony (Thursday 6 pm): All the guests are introduced!

Are Traditional Conventions Dying? (Thursday 7 pm): Cons are having trouble attracting new fans. Coupled with the costs of hotel/program space, are were moving away from the traditional (non-comic con) model?  What can be done to recover? Is hybrid the answer? with W. Randy Hoffman, Tony Lewis, and David Stephenson.

Science Fiction and Social Change (Friday 6 pm): Examining the Genre’s Role in Shaping the Future – Discuss the ways in which science fiction literature and media engage with social, political, and ethical issues, exploring how speculative narratives can inspire activism, empathy, and positive change in the real world. with Ed Buchan, Judy Johnson, Alexander Whitaker, and David L. Wayatt, Jr.

Writing Humor in SF (Friday 7 pm): What are the challenges? Is is still popular? with Christine Cohen, David Dvorkin, Vera Nazarian, Alex Shvartsman, and D. G. Valdron

Alternate History (Saturday 12 pm): Why is it so popular? What makes it work?  Are there any rules you need to follow? with Bill Fawcett, Laura Anne Gilman, and Walter Hunt

Autographing (Saturday 2 pm): I’ll be at a table for autographing

Reading (Saturday 3:30): I’ll be doing a reading of one of my short stories

Eye of Argon Reading (Saturday 11 pm): A fannish tradition. Panelists and audience members will take turns reading, and TRY to keep a straight face. Good luck! with Daniel Kimmel, and Ian Randal Strock

Interview with NY Times Bestseller Caitlin Rozakis

MICHAEL A. VENTRELLA: I’m pleased to be interviewing my friend Caitlin Rozakis today! Marketer by day and writer by night, she has had short stories published in numerous magazines and anthologies, and her debut novel DREADFUL recently hit the New York Times bestseller list!

Your new book has been quite successful! That must give you a great feeling!

ROZAKIS: It’s extremely weird! I was honestly not expecting this to go so well, so hitting the New York Times Bestseller list was a bit of a shock. It’s pretty amazing, I have to admit. I was going upstate for a long weekend with my extended family, and figured I’d hit a couple of the Barnes & Nobles on the way up and sign copies. One had reached out to me the week before on Instagram asking for a signing… but the time I got there, they didn’t have any copies left at all. The other, which I chose completely randomly based on how close it was to our rental house, was immensely smug to have ordered an extra box. But they also hauled out the personal copies of all the employees who wanted signatures… and there were like 10 of them. They were so excited to meet me, which is very weird. I don’t actually know if this is a flash in the pan and I should just enjoy my month of fame, or something I should try to get used to, but I’m doing my best to enjoy the ride.

VENTRELLA: Tell us what it’s about!

ROZAKIS: DREADFUL is a fantasy farce featuring an evil wizard who loses his memory and has to fake his way along with his own evil plan. It’s about second chances, toxic masculinity, and moat squid.

VENTRELLA: How did you get it published?

ROZAKIS: I’d done the very standard querying thing and landed an agent, who circulated it to all the big U.S. publishers, none of whom were interested. My agent decided to make some changes for personal reasons and stopped agenting altogether. A junior agent at the agency was willing to take me on. I have to admit, I was nervous – but I shouldn’t have been. It was Sarah’s idea to submit to Titan, a mid-sized publisher in the UK I’d honestly never heard of and had to look up. At the time, I was kind of disappointed, but a deal is a deal, right?

Well, I had no idea how lucky I was. Titan is small but mighty, and their team decided to do a major marketing push for Dreadful that went so far beyond anything I’d ever dreamed of. They managed to land multiple book box deals, which are a huge impact for opening numbers these days. Even better, their US publicist managed to negotiate an amazing exclusive deal with Barnes & Noble that centered around Titan’s ability to do sprayed edges on paperbacks, which hasn’t been done in this country to my knowledge before. So Barnes & Noble got their own special edition, which lead to them picking it as their spec fic book of the month for June, which has led to much, much bigger sales numbers than I could have ever expected.

VENTRELLA: You’ve used a few different names for your books and stories. Why is that?

ROZAKIS: Marketing! Also, taking fifteen years to break in. So when I started, I just used my legal name, Rebecca Rozakis. I’ve got a bunch of short stories published under it. But I work in marketing, and started to generate a number of blog posts and whitepapers for my day job, which increasingly became an SEO issue. I tried switching to just R. Rozakis, but that made things worse; my father-in-law is the legendary DC writer/editor Bob Rozakis, and so people got confused if R. Rozakis was for Robert. Then in the middle of querying DREADFUL, I had a sudden brainstorm and popped out a Christmas romance novella which is so far off brand for me that I was worried that if agents and editors saw that was my first long work, they’d have trouble seeing me as a fantasy writer. So I self-published that under Catherine Beck. (And if I ever write more straight up romance, it will go under that pen name.)

When DREADFUL actually started looking like it might happen, I realized how big a branding mess my socials were. I made a list of potential pen names, figured out which one had the URL available, and then set up the whole Caitlin Rozakis brand – website, socials, and all. It does let me keep most of my personal stuff and author stuff separate, which is pretty convenient.

VENTRELLA: I first became aware of your work when I accepted a story from you for the Baker Street Irregular series. Tell us about that story! What was the inspiration for it?

ROZAKIS: The fun thing about Holmes is that at this point, he and Watson are basically archetypes. Which means you can do all the mixing and matching you want. In “Investigations Upon Taxonomy of Venomous Squamates,” I did a riff on the classic “The Spotted Band.” Only, Watson is actually a sentient AI and the snake in question is a bioengineered monstrosity. It’s fun to see where you can push the bounds, while still keeping enough of the shape that the reader can still recognize the source material. It’s even more fun to find ways to surprise them, when they know how the original turned out.

I have to admit, though, I have no idea where the idea came from. Sometimes I have origin stories behind the stories, but sometimes… it just sounded like fun?

VENTRELLA: We’ve both attended various conventions (and had lunch together!). I have to admit that I am getting frustrated by the fact that these are attracting less and less participants as the years go by. Do you find these useful, either for meeting readers or for networking?

ROZAKIS: Ooh, so this is a tricky one. Here’s the thing – I genuinely do like the small Northeastern sff literary conventions. (I specify the location only because those are the only ones I’ve been to; no idea if the culture is different in other areas of the world.) They’re a lot of fun, the staff works really hard to put together something enjoyable, and I’ve made some friends through them over the years. I feel lucky to have met a circle of authors who are wonderful people and who have been kind and welcoming. A couple anthology invitations have come out of them, and I’m sure some more short story opportunities will come in the future as well.

But in terms of meeting readers, I’m not sure they’re all that helpful to me at this particular stage of my career. There just aren’t that many people there, there tends to be a lot of overlap between the attendees of all the cons in a driving radius of me (which makes sense, it’s in a driving radius of them, too!), and because the audience tends to skew older, you don’t really get the multiplying effect from more social media-savvy audiences. I suspect I’ll go to 1-2 a year to catch up with friends and the time and money is better spent sending ARCs to Booktokers and running giveaways on Reddit. (And saving up for a couple of the bigger cons that require more travel.)

VENTRELLA: What projects are you working on now? Is a sequel likely?

ROZAKIS: Well, I have a book on contract that I just saw the cover for (but can’t share that bit yet) called THE GRIMOIRE GRAMMAR SCHOOL PARENT TEACHER ASSOCIATION. We’re pitching it as “Big Little Lies goes to magic school” – it’s about the mundane mom of a kindergartner who gets bitten by a werewolf and unexpectedly accepted into a magical school for wizards and cryptids.

I’ve got 8 chapters of something else that isn’t working at the moment – I’ll be ready to talk about it when I’ve fixed it.

I never intended for DREADFUL to get a sequel, but I’m starting to reconsider after seeing the reception. I don’t currently have a plan, though – I’ll need to give it a little while to brew in the back of my head before I give it a stab, if I ever do.

VENTRELLA: How much of writing is innate? In other words, do you believe there are just some people who are born storytellers but simply need to learn technique? Or can anyone become a good writer?

ROZAKIS: I think anyone can become a good writer, but I’m not sure anyone can become a great writer. (For the record—I consider myself a good writer but not a great one.) The thing is, even becoming a good writer is not a thing I think most people have the motivation and willpower to do. There’s a need to read widely and deeply, to analyze what does and doesn’t work and why, to observe humans closely and try to understand why different people do different things and why, and then to practice actually writing, a lot. But like any other major skill, even after you put in your 10,000 hours, there’s still differences in the level of skill that must be innate. There’s still a difference between a professional concert cellist and Yo-Yo Ma, you know? But we need professional concert cellists, and they bring a great deal of joy and artistry to the world, even if they’ll never be a household name soloist. And even if you never make it into an orchestra, that doesn’t mean playing the cello isn’t worthwhile in and of itself.

VENTRELLA: What is your writing process? Do you outline heavily or just jump right in, for instance?

ROZAKIS: I outline pretty heavily—I need to know where things are going to be able to get there. But I also edit very heavily, despite hating the editing process. Basically, the first outline is a roadmap but that doesn’t mean the planned destination is where I end up by the final draft. I find the outline really helpful in the editing process, as it lets me move the beats around until the arc actually finally clicks into place.

VENTRELLA: How did you get started? What was your first story or book published?

ROZAKIS: My first story was published in an online magazine that subsequently went out of business, way back in 2007. I’ve had a bunch of short stories published in a bunch of different markets, ranging from tiny magazines to pro-rate markets to anthologies from several different indie or small press publishers. I’ve self-published a novella that didn’t do particularly well, but did get optioned. I’ve written three novels before DREADFUL—one of which I’ll never let a living soul see because it was not even terrible but just embarrassingly meh and two which were steampunk after steampunk peaked. Those both got a bunch of really nice personal rejections from agents who thought they were good but unsellable. (I now see flaws in them I’d have to fix if I wanted to self-publish, and haven’t had time to go back and fix them. Maybe someday.)

Some of this game is just endless persistence—there’s so much luck involved. You have to be talented and you have to work hard, but you also have to be at the right place at the right time.

DREADFUL was written before the cozy trend started, but landed with pitch-perfect timing I never could have planned. I am deeply aware of how many people I know whose writing I personally think is as good or better than mine who haven’t been this lucky. I am incredibly grateful for and slightly disbelieving at DREADFUL’s success. Will it last? I have no idea. But I’m doing my best to enjoy the ride while I can!

My Balticon 2024 schedule

Balticon is the annual literary science fiction convention that I always try to attend. It’s Memorial Day weekend, and this year, they’re keeping me real busy on panels! If not on a panel, you’ll probably find me at the Fantastic Books table in the dealer’s room. The Guest of Honor this year is L.E. Modesitt, Jr.!

Here’s my schedule:

World Build First, Ask Questions Later (Friday 4 pm): Have you ever imagined your own world of characters and concepts that you could integrate into an RPG? Come to this panel for budding GMs to learn how to integrate your imagination with game lore. We’ll discuss the challenges of burying the bones in the sandbox, or laying the countryside for the railroad, bringing the campaign to life within the realms of the game mechanics. Bring your ideas and questions! With Misha Bushyager, Lee Hawkridge, and Michael R. Underwood

How to Speak “Editor” (Friday 5:30 pm): Turning your work over to an editor means giving someone else control over your creation. The difference in perspective between an author and an editor can lead to tension and disagreements. How do you interpret feedback and what do you do when multiple editors give you conflicting advice? With Joshua Bilmes, J.L. Gribble, and Lezli Robyn

Writing Compelling Villains (Saturday 2:30 pm): Are you tired of stereotypical villains? Are you sick of bad guys who keep making Bond villain mistakes? Do you want to create a villain who will make your hero regret the day they were born? Then you’ve come to the right place… With Ken Altabef, Ken Schrader, Jean Marie Ward, and Mark Roth-Whitroth

Designing a Government (Saturday 4:00 pm): Even if your character isn’t involved in the government, or has no particular feelings about it, it’s still an important aspect of world building. This panel will discuss creating the most appropriate governing system for your story and how to blend it into your narrative. With Jo Miles, Mark Roth-Whitroth, and T. C. Weber

Reading (Saturday 8:30 p.m.): I’ll be reading something or another of mine, depending on what the audience requests

Virtual Reading (Sunday 4:00 pm): Another reading, this one for the virtual convention for people who cannot attend in person!

Write What You Love While Paying the Bills (Sunday 7:00 pm): As a writer, how do you balance writing what you love and writing what the market wants? Balancing what sells with your passion while earning enough money to keep the lights on is a juggling act. How do you decide on your next project? Panelists will discuss how they’ve found their own place in this turbulent mix. With Joshua Bilmes, Jennifer Della’Zanna, Tavair Dominque, and Scott Edelman

Eye of Argon (Sunday 8:30 pm): Reading aloud, can participants make their way through the worst prose ever written without laughing? You’re a true pro if you can last more than a minute… With Jean Marie Ward

Steering the Ship of State (Monday 11:30 am): How do technology and magic effect your governmental systems and political machines? What are the differences between governments in Science Fiction and Fantasy? Are there any? What are some examples of governments and politics done well? With Ruthanna Emrys, Tim Livengood, L.E. Modesitt, Jr., and John Robison 

Religion and Government Conspiracies (Monday 1:00 pm): Let’s face it, we all love a good conspiracy theory. Some more than others… Why do we find them so fascinating? Why do people continue to believe in them after they’ve been debunked by actual science? Let’s talk about Ancient Aliens, the Freemasons, and Lizard People. Just don’t let the Illuminati in the door! With Tavair Dominque, Tom Doyle, Ruthanna Emrys, and Bob Oliver

My 2024 Heliosphere schedule

I sadly had to cancel my appearance at Ravencon because I got sick with COVID (again!). Hopefully, I will be better by next weekend’s Heliosphere convention in Piscataway.

Here’s my schedule:

A short story is not simply a chapter from a novel (Friday 5 pm): As compared to a novel, a short story presents different needs in addressing the setting/world-building and character definition, as well as the focus on theme, action, and topic. How do some good short stories handle it well? With Neil Clarke, Carol Gyzander, Lee Hawkridge, and Hildy Silverman

To Epilogue or Not to Epilogue, That is the Question (Saturday 10 am): When does a novel warrant an epilogue, or a prologue? Do they slow the start of the story or change the impact of the ending? How has this changed over the years, and do authors think about what fans might want over whether it works well in the story? with Randee Dawn, Elektra Hammond, and Gordon Linzner

Group autograph sessions (Saturday 1 pm): A great way to get autographs from all the guests

So You Want to Make an Anthology (Saturday 2:30 pm): Cool ideas are easy to come by, and surely there is an audience for yours out there somewhere, but what do you need to know to put together a successful anthology? What pitfalls do you need to avoid? And how can you make yours happen without a publisher? Our experienced panelists share their insider knowledge to the delightful insanity that is anthologies. with Danielle Ackley-McPhail, Neil Clarke, Ian Randal Strock, and David Watson

My Disbelief Can Go But So Far… (Saturday 5:30 pm): We all have read or watched stories that we enjoy without thinking too much about if they are realistic ( here’s looking at you Doctor Who ), but other stories seem to go too far and become laughable at best.  What determines which category a story falls into, and what do we like in this area as readers and viewers. Are there ways story creators can get readers/watchers willing to accept more challenging changes and assumptions?  What authors have succeeded at pushing the boundaries without pushing their readers out of the story?  With Christopher Burke, Lawrence Kramer, Godron Linzner, and Caitlin Rozakis

Masquerade (Saturday 9:00 pm): I’ll be hosting Heliosphere’s first masquerade!

Evolution of the Vampire (Sunday 10 am): How has our view of vampires changed over the years? With Vikki Ciaffone, Elektra Hammond, Gordon Linzner, and Darrell Schweitzer

Fact and Fiction: Hear from writers who write both (Sunday 11:30 am): Fictional stories and business/science/fact-based articles. What’s the same, what’s different, and how do you switch your brain from writing one to the other? With Hildy Silverman, Ian Randal Strock, and James Prego

Reading
(Sunday 1:00 pm): I’ll be reading my story from the anthology THE FOUR ???? OF THE APOCALYPSE

My 2024 Ravencon schedule

Ravencon is a fun convention held each year in my old hometown of Richmond, Virginia, held this coming weekend (April 26th). The Guest of Honor this year is Ursula Vernon / T. Kingfisher, who I interviewed recently. I’m looking forward to being on panels and seeing old friends. (EDIT: Unfortunately, I caught COVID and had to cancel, and I was really looking forward to it)

Here’s my schedule for this year’s convention:

Laughter Matters (Friday 4 pm): The panelists will discuss some of their favorite comedic science fiction and fantasy novels, why we need comedy, why writing comedy is so difficult, and what types of humor age well (or don’t). With Samantha Bryant, Fraser Sherman, Ken Schrader, and Ursula Vernon.

What Every Editor Wished Authors Knew (Saturday 4 pm): At some point in your writing career chances are you are going to work with an editor, but many authors know next to nothing about the field of editing. Copyeditors, acquisition editors, managing editors, line editors, developmental editors… What do they all do? How do you know what kind of editor you need? How do you find a good editor? How do you work with an editor of a magazine, anthology or publishing house? Everything you need to know but were afraid to ask. With Ellen Datlow, David Keener, Monica Louzon, and Gray Rinehart

Reading  (Saturday 5 pm): I’ll be reading my humorous short story ‘Horseman, Horseman, Horseman, and Horseman, Attorneys at Law’ from the new anthology THE THREE ??? OF THE APOCALYPSE

The Eye of Argon (Saturday 11 pm): Can our panelists and audience members read this story without making a mistake or cracking up?

The Biggest Mistakes Made by New Writers (Sunday 11 am): I quickly go through a list of the biggest mistakes new authors have made: writing mistakes, editing mistakes, publicizing mistakes, printing mistakes….

Impersonating Jesus

Killing Jesus was an accident. Deciding to take his place was the mistake.

You can now read my humorous short story “Impersonating Jesus” on the Amazing Stories web page. And if you don’t want to read it, you can click on the link and hear me read it instead.

Check it out and let me know what you think!